the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

ask-gallows-callibrator:

Not taking the risk

ask-gallows-callibrator:

Not taking the risk

erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

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me pointing to asexual character:  they're asexual
people who dismiss/invalidate asexuality crying voice:  no.. you dont underknow .. stop.. that character can't be asexual you are wrong… please… please stop talking about the character's sexuality you are too wrong for it… you cannot say this fake thing
me pointing to asexual charatcer:  luv this asexual

foxmouth:

Places of Solitude, 2013 | by Laura Tidwell
nonelikerae:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

nonelikerae:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

beep beep corris goign to take nap

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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like-lucy-in-the-sky:

hey psa!!

some people don’t physically express emotions very well! 

this means they look serious a lot of the time/don’t smile much!

it does not mean:

  • they don’t like you
  • they aren’t happy
  • they are depressed 
  • something is “wrong” with them

please don’t mock them for it or insist that they “NEED TO SMILE!!!” or assume that they must be mad at you!!

we’re perfectly fine we just don’t look like it!! stop making fun of us!! thank you!!!!!!!